This hurt to read, but it is very very funny.
I think there are about 100 of these. Given that a “millenial” told me, after shoving me aside in the London Underground (yes, he did! And no, I didn’t let it lie! Old age and cunning defeat youth and vigour, every time) - told me that he’d also be angry if he still had to go to work when he was as old as me - he told me this and it sort of caught in my mind; then I bought and read this today (and also replaced my 160 mph motorcycle tyres) - well; it made me laugh in the sorest way, both physically and emotionally.
Why do I tell you?
To warn you about millenials. And grumpy old men.