The most normal speaker at CPAC is a Japanese cult member whose leader is the reincarnated Buddha from Venus

[Bobo]

Others already commented, but I felt obligated to post the pic.

Also, why does an ancient Venusian god appear to have a Spanish name?

[LDoBe]

Sorry for the mixup.

[CongenitalOptimist]

Maybe Scott Baio was busy.

Snark

[dommerdoodle]

[smut_clyde]

@gracchus

the convention’s catering menu is comprised only of low-protein gruel

Was expecting Soylent Green. Disappointed now.

[boonspender]

That headgear looks familiar …