The one thing a man should never say to a woman in bed

Ooh, ooh, i have another one.

“Well that shouldn’t have just fallen off”

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Huh. She’s never gotten that reaction before.

“Mommy!”

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I remember at least one person telling me in a PM there is a bit of groupthink mentality here - though I think that is true to a degree of many forums.

Well I certainly don’t! (Should I…?)

Not that I don’t see problems with the OP, but I knew this thread would turn into a mocking, dismissive, self-assuring sausage fest.

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Well into my 40s. I know this day is coming. #humblebrag

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Clickbaity article, complete with cringeworthy visual pun graphic. I can’t wait for ‘Tell us your craziest stories of stuff that happened with boner pills.’

Oh, no, the nasty man is repressing women’s voices! That must be it. It’s not that it follows an insipid formula with ‘the one thing,’ or ‘10 worst,’ capsuled, opinion heavy, information shy articles that makes so many shitty websites shitty. It’s the patriarchy holding you down.

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Oh, you silly! We’s only joking, like good friends do! Why can’t you girls take a joke, right fellahs!?


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#Nope.

I read the article.

Everything else is fair game.

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You could think of it as the male version of “The Vagina Monologues” if that helps.

Whole lotta mansplainin’ up in this figurative beeyatch of a thread!

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Switch the genders and make it about something like vulvodynia then this article would 100% not be on here. And I’m fine with that, because it would be a shitty article. So is this one. Hence my dismissiveness.

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Erm, not really, it doesn’t help. Why am I thinking now about white people who ask why there’s no White History Month?

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Whoa. I totally never realized that. We should make it July or something, one of the 31 day months.

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That makes a good point. It hasn’t done any of us any good, and has brought us to the brink of ecological collapse. I’m hopeful that women being integrated into positions of power is happening quickly enough to bring us back to a more sane, balanced way of living before it’s too late. But I’m not optimistic about it.