Came here to say precisely that - thanks.
Yeah Iâm pretty tired of being made to feel like the entire outcome of a night of Netflix and chilling is my responsibility because Iâm the one with a dick.
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In which case the only thing you should be saying to a woman in bed is âGood Lord - I thought you were the bolster!â
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Such an odd post - almost as if the whole Masters&Johnson/JoyOfSex/LiberationOfEros/Sexual Revolution thing never happened.
I mean, hereâs a 21st-century woman who actually thinks her appearance could somehow be responsible for a guyâs (first?) limp dick.
How does that even happen in this day and age?
Itâs not about you or your looks⌠Take it from me, most dicks are semi-automatic machinery. Got nothing to do with your appearance.
Horny guys will fuck Fleshlights and sheep and Mason jars full of liver⌠IF they can.
So hereâs some advice in return: if he doesnât get hard (after reasonably persuasive efforts) it means that heâs probably tired, stressed, anxious, drunk, high, dehydrated, and/or unwell. Take your pick. Probably three or four of those.
(My first time it was pneumonia, but we didnât know that until I keeled over and got hauled to the ER the next day.)
But whatever it is, itâs NOT your attractiveness. Dicks just donât really work like that. None of the ones Iâve ever known, anyway. (-:
If a guyâs trying to get his dick hard for you, youâve already attracted him. Whateverâs keeping him from âperformingâ (ooooh, I hate that euphemism!) itâs not your appearance.
And if yâall canât have fun sex without a stiffie, one or both of you needs a more enlightened partner.
(IMnvHO and IME with a wide range of dicks.)
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âYou women with your hysteria! Get out of my sleeping chambers!â
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The one thing a woman should never say to a man she is not intimate with.
"So you say those four or five innocent-sounding little words: âThatâs never happened before.â
Only hereâs what we hear:
âIâve been able to get it up for every other woman Iâve been with. Youâre the first woman I havenât been able to perform with.â"
Thatâs ridiculous.
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Yes, cause god forbid, women have a voice. Why wonât us shrill harpies quite bitching.
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âWhoah, wait, youâre not [somebody elseâs name].â
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âDont I know you from a family reunion?â
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Oh really, thatâs âthe ONE thing a man should never say?â
Because I bet thereâs quite a list of things a man should never say.
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And me.
Iâve known far too many women who are perfectly sensible about this stuff, and are perfectly well aware that itâs not about them.
Both the OP and several commenters seem to make the mistake of assuming that everyone thinks exactly the way they do.
But some women value honesty in a relationship, and are secure in their own ego and attractiveness, and would never turn a momentarily limp dick into some sort of long-lasting emotional trauma.
And they donât need (or want) other people to lie and dissemble to protect their fragile self-esteem.
Thatâs certainly been true of almost all the women Iâve ever seriously dated - but maybe itâs just a selection effect on my part, eh?
At any rate, please donât presume to speak for all women. Thank you.
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Ooh, ooh, i have another one.
âWell that shouldnât have just fallen offâ
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Huh. Sheâs never gotten that reaction before.
âMommy!â
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I remember at least one person telling me in a PM there is a bit of groupthink mentality here - though I think that is true to a degree of many forums.
Well I certainly donât! (Should IâŚ?)
Not that I donât see problems with the OP, but I knew this thread would turn into a mocking, dismissive, self-assuring sausage fest.
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