The Ongoing Gallery of Trump-Inspired Assholes (Part 3)

Maybe lawmakers should have to pass a closed-book civics exam?

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They just exist in a world of grift. The senator sponsoring the legislation:

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Here’s hoping that Higgins is on the front line of his civil war, trying to stand his ground against the Feds. And he can take Cruz and Abbott along with him. Good luck, guys!

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There might be more legal trouble, so Paxton should join 'em - just in case.

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rejectingrepublicans

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How thoughtful - turning themselves in for arrest.

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It looks like Abbott is giving the finger to the Supreme Court.

Here’s hoping that finger gets chopped off (Poetically, by razor wire. Practically, by federal agents who want to have a little “talk” with him.)

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Saves them so much hassle! Marvellous!

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I wish his dad had pulled out of the union back in May 1973…

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LOL, they got a few dozen trucks instead of the 700,000 they called for! Hope the border regions in Texas don’t drop off into the Rio Grande due to the weight of all those trucks and MAGATs.

Now if we can just convince them that voting in November will be a “psyop” or “honeypot.” A Fedelection!

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You can still do an awful lot of damage with a few dozen trucks worth of armed “militia”.

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Fortunately they should be stopped fairly easily if border patrol just installs a subway turnstile.

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Still, one person on the Telegram channel suggested that convoy participants bring zip ties with them so they can arrest anyone they believe to be “instigating.”

Blaming Spider-Man GIF

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Last week on a planning call, one of the organizers also waved off concerns about entrapment. “When J6 happened, that’s DC, that has nothing to do with the United States. It’s its own continent,”

One of their brighter lights.

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