The OTFB: a switchblade-inspired, machined sculpture

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/01/04/knivesy-spoonsey.html

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That might be the least ergonomic pen I’ve ever seen.

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fountain pen or GTFO!

We’ll be fishing these things outta people’s butts by spring is my guess
get it? spring? I’ll see myself out

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maybe i’m old fashioned but i prefer my butt plugs be smooth with a flared base

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I dont know why but I WANT THIS.

Always had a fascination with the double action out the front automatic knife, I get why a guy would make something like this.

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Yes, but the knife can be carried, and used to cut string or sausages or whatever. This object is competently and elaborately constructed, but does not really have a use beyond being fiddly and shiny.

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Are the rubber gloves important, I wonder?

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It goes snicker-snack.

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Weirdly ugly. As a sculpture I guess it could look like anything but why this sci fi tumor I don’t know. A lot if effort for Arts sake

2hwxqo

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Oh, it’s a fidget spinner for rich kids.

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Protects him from the poison that is on the device?

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Don’t you ever just react to some things with “OOOOOH! SHINYYYYYY!” mentality?

I have an otf and I only use it in my home. I keep it because the mechanism inside is fascinating.

Do you want cenobites? Because this is how you get cenobites.

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Doofobytes. The puzzle is stupid easy to solve, so it summons wannabe demons with off-the-shelf BDSM costumes who stick a couple of hat pins in your leg and then leave. A waste of good suffering, if you ask me.

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you don’t want to do like this guy and bring one of those to a gun fight.

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