so this one time I took some stuff, you know, and it made me sort of weird and I got a fetish to smell sandalwood on the heads of bald men, and to get them to rub the sandalwood on I told them it would cure baldness, anyway I’m not proud of what I did but really all these credulous bald men are the real ones at fault here.
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Comb-overs are not comb-overs!
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I’m good, really.
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Did the study say anything about the smell of horseshit?
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Go with that for the flies buzzing around your head look.
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So did I. Baldies want genuine sandalwood… not synthetic.
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Some of us baldies would settle for wood sandals.
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That should draw peoples’ attention from ones bald spot to the feet. For awhile.
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Unless combined with socks. Then its all you can see.
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True. But it’s very tricky… matching sock colors to sandals without some fashion nazis going ape-shit. I speak from experience.
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Just be careful with wearing plaid (or polka-dot) socks with striped sandals after Labor Day.
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I suppose I could google that… or (as I am now) ask you to explain that one! Sounds bizarre.
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Google won’t help, I was just being silly. 
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This comment made me think of Christian backed “Baldness Conversion Therapy Camps” becoming a thing.
“Jesus wasn’t bald! It’s unnatural, I tell ya!”
Full disclosure, I’m bald because I choose to be. Yes, for some of us baldness is a choice. For me a cure would be to put down the razor. Although the few times I’ve let my hair grow out recently, my hairline is certainly giving up the battle.
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That’s how you get hairy hobbit feet.
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Okay, then. I’m kind of surprised now that there wasn’t something to it. There are some weird occasion-related requirements lingering out there.
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We just need to genetically engineer the trees to excrete the synthetic compound. To the Lab!!!
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I knew it, there must be some sandalwood hidden around the house!
Synthetic sandalwood. Great. I have been putting real sandalwood oil in my bath water for 20 years. Oh well.
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