The Serial Toilet Clogger of Sheboygan, WI is going to jail for 150 days

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2019/07/08/fun-to-say.html

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“She-boy-again.”

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Sadly this compulsion seems not as rare as it should be.

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Manbaby syndrome is the plague of our times.

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Well that was unexpected mechanism of clogging a toilet. Thought for certain it was going to a biologic agent produced by consuming too much of those world famous Sheboygan sasuages!

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pray forgiveness every day

Oh yeah, because that’s totally f@#$ing useful. ‘Jesus will forgive you for anything’ continues to run amuck. If only they thought to emphasize ‘Baby Jesus wouldn’t want you to do that in the first place.’

Another fun bit from TFA: He says he has ‘a compulsion’ to do these sorts of things, but as soon as he heard the cops were investigating he stopped cold turkey. So he just lacked any motivation to not poop his pants previously.

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“make things right and pray forgiveness every day.”

I’m satisfied, he’s paid his dept.

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Needs more “Where is your god now?” meme.

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I think we have a “God may forgive you; but I won’t. Yes, Jesus loves you; but I don’t.” case here.

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com-optimize

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That’ll work, but I was thinking of:

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and I bet he’d like this;

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Clogging that way would have resulted in a 300 day sentence.

As stall humor goes, that is almost profound, and actually ranks higher than “Here I sit, with cheeks a’flexin’… tryin’ to make another Texan.”, and “Flush hard; it’s a long way to the cafeteria.”

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Or, above the urinal: “Beer Return.”

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A man in desperate need of some M80s.

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Everything is milder and nicer in the mid-west, even the antisocial behavior.

The correct pronunciation of Sheboygan requires affecting a Jerry Lewis impression.

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You haven’t spent much time here, I take it? :wink:

Look up the well-known concept of Minnesota Nice, for example.

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So…how long until he deliberately clogs a prison toilet? :thinking:

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I’m from Michigan. We’re super nice, even the serial killers.

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