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Senator trying to force Uncle Sam to share everything it knows about UFOs
US Senate Majority Leader Chuck Schumer has been pulling some strings to force the government to spill what it knows about UFOs.
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if the government knew something specific about ufos, wouldnât they then be identified objects, and then well⌠you know⌠no longer ufos?
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Swiped from @vermes82 , thanks:
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You donât have to actually watch All the Presidentâs Men to know you should follow the money .
This is what concerns me more than UFOs. The public pushes to defund the police and reduce military spending, so we get renewed interest in UFOs. Itâs totally a coincidence that the search for them overlaps with expensive military and security projects, right? 
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For some reason this made me think of something Iâve seen on TV shortly after the totally real secret footage of the secret alien autopsy was âfoundâ. After the usual âirrefutable proof!!!â ufologists they asked a special effects guy.
FX guy: Fake. Nicely done, but fake.
Interviewer: Do you know what an actual alienâs organs would look like?
FX guy: No. But I do know what polyurethane foam looks like.
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Amazon Will Pay You $1 Million for Alien Footage From Your Ring Doorbell
Ringâs Million Dollar Search for Extraterrestrials will feature a bona fide astrobiologist serving as a judge.
Your ring camera is not only going to be the source of an Amazon-fueled Big Brother dystopiaâit may also capture evidence of extraterrestrial life. On the off chance that you record an alien being on your Ring camera, the tech company is willing to pay you for it.
The scheme is billed as Ringâs Million Dollar Search for Extraterrestrials. Entrants are encouraged to keep their eyes peeled for any sign of alien life recorded by their Ring doorbell cameras.
(letâsee⌠gorilla suit, and tv aerial ⌠thatâs a kind of space alien isnât it? âno you fool! thatâs a robot monsterâ âŚoh and isnât your great Aunt a bona fide astroâŚsomething?)
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Speaking of jobs, youâll want to check the UFO clause in your contract.
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