The ultimate guide to talking to a woman with headphones on

Parked over by the dike.

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Psssh.

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This summer I sent my wife (who was out of state for a few weeks) a series of such pictures. I went through the whole alphabet for last names, included a little info on why they were famous Butkus, Grayson, Rutan, etc.

Nixon was kinda obvious, but I included it because of these fantastic campaign buttons:

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Suggest, and you might receive:

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In the modern “late-stage capitalism,” insult really has become the currency of the day!

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No dickie?

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I ftfy

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No dickie?

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Yes, yes it does! You get to see legions of girls wearing leggings as pants every, single fall. And, having negotiated contracts with such evil giants as Elsevier, it is perfectly acceptable to share copies of articles via email with colleagues. It’s the posting online for free that gets their juices going.

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Found these on BBC

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That mother kicked sand in his face …

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ASE5CONyGV8

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I prefer Danbert Nobacon

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http://the-toast.net/2015/05/05/women-trying-politely-to-end-conversations-with-men-in-western-art-history/


mm yes
this anecdote is so much more interesting than my needlework, thank you
i hope someone beats you to death with your own walking stick
please go on

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I must say, when it comes to getting dumped, this guy sure seems to have an amazing amount of experience.

Guess that makes him an ‘expert’, eh?

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Saw this in her feed, just above the tweet you posted:

That’s just…sigh.

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Pathetic, privileged, childish also work in that regard.

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My thoughts on such deep seeded entitlement:

No one “owes” anyone else any time or attention.

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You mean that there are some PUAs won’t run a mile when dealing with a woman with mental illness or take advantage of them?

Oh, it’s only their mental illness that matters. I understand now.

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