But it won’t get you to any.
Spitballing the ultimate art spec:
(in a surrealist style) Dick Van Dyke sitting on a dike, holding up a dick pic; the dick in the pic has a Van Dyke. In the background, Asterix’s Picanmix digs through a tub of pick ’n’ mix, accompanied by Mr. Mxyzptlk. Mxyzptlk has a Van Dyke.
Painted after the style of Van Dyke. On the side of a van.
Parked over by the dike.
Psssh.
The dike holding back the Vaan.
This summer I sent my wife (who was out of state for a few weeks) a series of such pictures. I went through the whole alphabet for last names, included a little info on why they were famous Butkus, Grayson, Rutan, etc.
Nixon was kinda obvious, but I included it because of these fantastic campaign buttons:
No dickie?
I ftfy
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No dickie?
Yes, yes it does! You get to see legions of girls wearing leggings as pants every, single fall. And, having negotiated contracts with such evil giants as Elsevier, it is perfectly acceptable to share copies of articles via email with colleagues. It’s the posting online for free that gets their juices going.
I prefer Danbert Nobacon
mm yes
this anecdote is so much more interesting than my needlework, thank you
i hope someone beats you to death with your own walking stick
please go on