That would be a pretty cool if gross party trick though and probably scare them away.
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tauro-scatological reference?
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Any internet I’m on is weird by default.
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I think one of the sad things is that the underlying message seems to be that a man looking for this advice is fundamentally lacking - they mustn’t show their real character, because it’s defective and no woman would accept them if they knew who they really are. You have to put up a mask, adopt a role and follow a routine, and then you will have hundreds of women to choose from. Instant results too, as you can see from his profile photos of him with women who apparently fell for him briefly before quickly realising how good and honest he actually was:
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Real weirdos, that’s for certain.
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How to talk to a woman with headphones on:
take off your headphones before talking to her.
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That’s certainly what it means now.
Admittedly, I don’t know much about this subculture. What I heard years ago seemed so much more benign, though, than this actively hateful nonsense. Likely it’s just my perceptions that have changed.
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[Backspace] again.
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It reminds me of the old song, “Oh Lord, it’s Hard to be Humble”
I used to have a girlfriend
But I guess she just couldn’t compete
With all those love-starved women
Who keep clamourin’ at my feet
Well, I prob’bly could find me another
But I guess they’re all in awe of me.
Who cares, I never get lonesome
'Cuz I treasure my own company.
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If you could that would be really cool, although the downside is some might take it as an invitation to conversation. Once I was sitting next to a person who I didn’t realize had a glass eye and we got to talking when he popped it out.
Admittedly he started the conversation by saying, “Hey, check this out!”
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If he’s so good at relationship advice, why has he had so many relationships?
I’m seeing one common denominator…
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You made my belief in humanity meter jump a little.
Thanks!
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If you’re having trouble getting her attention try holding up a dick pic. Women love that kind of thing.
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Give him some credit for being good at finishing what he starts.
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I always send this for a Dick pic:
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Yeah, but that just shows you don’t hate women and only want to be in a “relationship” for the sex and housework she provides…
Christ, it doesn’t need any work besides the label, either - the cartoon was a narrative about a male forcing his attentions on a female who was horrified by his existence and wished for nothing more than to be far, far away.
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To be fair, you’d sit up and take notice at that even with headphones on.
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It’s a Dick pic AND a Dyke pic. Covers all the bases.
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As an experienced man of a certain boomer age, I think this is a horrible double standard. Screw the headphones. If a lovely young woman wants MY attention, I give it…without reservation. Actually, it’s with enthusiasm. I can’t remember when it’s happened.though…
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