The Womanizer: amazing new kind of orgasm-inducing sex-toy with a dumb name

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That’s a dumb design for a hash pipe. That plastic bit will melt.

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Now now, of 16 links currently on the main page, only 38% of them (6/16) are direct sales or referral links, and only another 12% (2/16) of them are especially likely to be paid product placement/advertorials.

That leaves fully half of the links that are either farmed content, or–and this is totally a possibility–content free of any commercial impulse whatsoever beyond its ability to bring you back for more clicks! Not too shabby!

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{rimshot}

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Wow, this is an exciting new level of curmudgeonry.

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two threads of comments and no link to the above yet?

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But you have to admit that a hash-pipe clitoral stimulatior is exactly why kickstarter should exist.

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No really, please suggest a new different $10 external battery every week of 2015; it’s super useful when trying to figure out which one to buy.

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I wonder if that’s enough, though? It probably stores a cookie, too.

Edit: unless you remove it before you click the link, obviously.

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[quote=“bluecat, post:5, topic:69270, full:true”]The fantasy of a portable universal orgasm giver is lovely. Reading through all the reviews, however, it is not universally effective. Calm down everybody.[/quote]Clearly, the trick is to combine it with tropical mushrooms.

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V2 is out, I’m surprised the article didn’t mention this. W100 is the first model, W500 the new one.

Table with W100 and W500 features

They didn’t change the name or design, but did improve ergonomics, loudness and number of intensity levels.

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“Made with SWAROVSKI® elements”
Silicon, Lead, Oxygen? which element have they managed to get at trademark on?

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The Self-Destructing Cookies addon has been keeping my amazon dashboard relatively free of all the stuff I’ve previously looked at.

It’s a pretty good tool. I highly recommend it in combination with some kind of non-compromised adblocker (uBlock Origin for example, but Adblock Edge works just as well) and NoScript. Make the web mostly safe for yourself.

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But the way it’s designed, you might melt before it does.

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Can’t unsee that now.

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I’ve been too lazy to get around to replacing ABP, so thanks for the tip about uBlock Origin. Looks like Adblock Edge has been discontinued though.

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