John Frum descends from the Heavens in his airplane made of palm leaves, and Saves a small tribe of Pacific Islanders. He smiles that charming WW2 flyboy grin, “Sorry guys, you all backed the wrong horse.”
And off to Hell we all together go, Atheist, Christian, Muslim, Buddhist and Jew.
Agreed. I wasn’t having a lot of laughs today but reading that line almost made me spit out my soup.
It is beautiful mathematics.
It’s 9:20 am right now in Israel. It’s raining (first time this fall) and there is a small intifada cooking up. Nothing to make me believe the world is gonna end anytime soon.
Bet you have stuff like ‘friends’ and such also.
6:45pm on the east coast of Australia. Still no apocalypse.
A few bushfires. A bit early this year for that kind of thing.
I never realized how much Al Gore looks like a Soviet Realism heroic worker.
Well it was nice knowing everyone up to this, our last day. I don’t suppose he gave the precise time? It’d be nice if I could use my last few hours on Earth skipping out on work.
Please don’t confuse the apocalyptic obsessed with the rest of us. Sure us Jews figure the world will end someday but thats entirely besides the point.
Well, it’s 2345 on potential end of world day here. Unless by ‘apocalypse’ the doomsayer meant ‘everything being exactly the same’, seems he’s wrong. Still, 15 or so minutes to go!
There’s no phones in castles.
08:47 EST, where’s the hellfire?
Bugger these end-of-world predicting charlatans.
And yet, here I am in my cubicle. Damned liars!
My wife is going to be PISSED if we don’t get to go for all you can eat sushi tonight. That’s all I’m sayin’.
Hey. Boing Boing. This was NOT a stickied post!!
I scrolled through the posts yesterday and did not notice this, because your posts are all in who-knows-what-order, and NOW I lost my chance for eternal salvation.
Thanks a freeking bunch, Boing Boing. What’s the point in your bizarre front page post order if something of THIS magnitude isn’t at least just below the first ad???
Well time to head to work, past time really and it is the farthest thing from fire in Seattle right now.
That’s why I go with the RSS feed. I make sure I get all my apocalypse news as it gets posted. Never miss another apocalypse!
Use the blog view instead.
Everything sorted in order of appearance.
