I think we’re all having one of these:
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It’s just an electronic music festival.
If seeing instagrams from it is getting someone in trouble with their wife, there’s probably some conversations they need to have about trust and the relationship.
Is there any science around using little button pushers to avoid touching common surfaces? I could see how that might help against conjunctivitis, but is I only see weasel words like may be possible on the topic of COVID-19. Instead of putting a now contaminated key fob in my pocket, maybe I can have similar protection by washing my hands before the next time I need to touch my face?
And since you’re going to presumably put these button pushers on your keychain, why can’t you just push the buttons with…you know, your key?
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So … we’re all back on the chain gang, it seems.
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PS I say ‘back’ on the chain gang … because we were there before, of course:
I would post Unchained Melody, but it would not be the righteous thing to do here.
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Chains
Well, I can’t break away from these chains
Can’t run around
'Cause I’m not free
Whoa, these chains of love
Are my EDC, yeah
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Kinda like driving a monster truck with winches front and back.
Erectile Dysfunction Chains.
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Um, it’s a pedant pendant, so it can’t be a badge. We’re gonna have to ask you to return that, sorry. You can reapply after a suitable period of pedantry has been assessed.
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Ah. I see. Well, we need to direct some pedantry their way, as they are clearly making a mockery of both mine and your contributions to The Cause.
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PS that will be “… both my and your …” or if ‘mine’ is absolutely the word you want, then “…both your contributions and mine…”
(Continues polishing.) 
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I’ve been waiting for the Eat Pray Love sequel!
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Dammit
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Damn it.
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