Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/07/15/these-indestructible-flashligh.html
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Will this product help people see what other people did there?
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Those are the same batteries that explode and kill people, they do not like being mistreated or banged around.
You can always break an indestructible flashlight with another indestructible flashlight.
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Wait, that’s a Hitachi Magic Wand. (scoff) Flashlight.
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Put two in the LHC and see if it generates a new subatomic particle!
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An elegant toy… for a more civilized age.
Let there be light!
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Tactical Flashlights
I’m holding out for some strategic flashlights, personally.
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Will it fit in the pocket of my tactical pants?
Is it bigger than my tactical ballpoint pen?
What if I immerse it in the tactical rehydration fluid in my tactical water bottle?
If it does break, can I repair it with some tactical duct tape?
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It doesn’t take a flashlight to see what you did there.
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All the better then. Just use them like Capt. Kirk used phasers: set them to overload, then throw them like a grenade. :-0
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Soon, the anodized tactical vibrator?
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Indestructible you say?
Pfft.
My better half destroys stuff like that without even trying.
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I have those. There is a switch on the wall that turns them on in each of my rooms.
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Not strategically portable, though, are they? 
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I just want a logistical one. I can never find a torch when I need one.
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Boing Boing is shilling for “tactical” shit. Irony is dead.
At last we can answer the age old question: what happens when an unbreakable flashlight tries to pierce the impenetrable dark.
Experiment to be conducted in the vast, empty, lightless space that is Donald Trump’s cranium.
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