So you came here to perpetuate the myth that a Real Man™ wouldn’t wear hip-huggers and a crop top? 
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damn…
BRB. gotta go change outfits.
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Pictures or it didn’t happen!!!
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well, truth be told, the crop top is just my tee shirt riding up over my beer belly.
that’s manly… floridaman manly! 
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I mean, I think the reason for that is anatomical rather than cultural. I tried the other version right now and it’s uncomfortable and would probably impact reproductive health in the long term
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Fun that I’m reading this while sitting cross legged (version on the right).
Last time I checked, I was anatomically a man and have been sitting like this since I can remember.
I wouldn’t know in the long term, I haven’t been exercising in reproduction since 24 years ago, but I’ve got a couple of proofs that reproductive health at the time was working OK.
That said, I’m neither John Holmes or Rocco Siffredi, so your mileage (but that’d be a bit of an exaggeration) may vary.
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I think circumference of the thighs is probably the more relevant measure here, rather than other parts of the anatomy. The more one is built like a marathon runner, the less squishing.
I’m not a marathon runner.
But I’m not trying to defend anything on the list, for the record. I score 43/47 as it stands at the moment.
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Harumph! I prefer INDIGO gin🧐 (it only turns pink after you add a nice dash of lemon juice to it).
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Butterfly pea gin makes an exceptionally manly Gibson.
(Note to self: must pickle some red onions in they hope they turn out pink.)
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I can sit with my legs crossed no problem, so I’m sure it’s because I have a pretty lean build. That’s my story.
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Pickled red onions DO turn pink. I made some for Thanksgiving, so I’m quite certain about this fact!
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pickled red onions: great on street tacos! especially Korean bbq fusion tacos (with kimchi and extra gochujang, please!)
sorry… thought i was on the foodie thread there…
carry on, you manliest of men!
“we do manly things! with men! among men! for men!”
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But, of course, NO HOMO!
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spoilsport!
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I just finished making crispy tofu with peanut noodles.
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Cuddle your Old Man cat and carry him around the house until he gets sleepy.
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Wonderful idea.
If only that worked with Manly Men!
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This opinion may get me into “hot water”, as it were, but I would guess there are lots of women who pee in the shower.
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Real men don’t shoot handguns with a bore size of less than 10mm.
