Things "Real Men ®" don't do (Wiki)

Do you mean just handguns? An AR-15 is 5.56mm

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Right, I forgot to specify. Fixed!

I thought peeing in the shower was the responsibile thing to do?

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A wet toilet seat is much easier to handle than this:

season 3 episode 6 GIF

Speaking of wet toilet seats, here’s another item for the list…

Lift the seat and aim
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Peeing Episode 4 GIF by Curb Your Enthusiasm

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Oooooh, that reminds me.

Adds Number 56 to the list.

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Use standard kitchen items, apparently

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If I had a dedicated kitchen drill I’d be all over that.

The pancakes I made for dinner yesterday would have been easier.

No wait, did I say I made dinner? Oops, there goes my man card.

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LOL I’ve done this!

Our Mixmaster broke down and necessity of invention came to the rescue! I mean what is a Mixmaster but a drill motor and a bowl??

Reminds me, some think Real Men don’t bake. It’s not true.

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Though next time my meringues are refusing to form stiff peaks, now that I’ve seen this, I’ll consider attaching a whisk/beater to my drill. Is that testosterone or desperation?

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Perhaps just waiting for a drier day would be easier.

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You haven’t really grasped this Real Men™ concept at all, have you?

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Work bigger, not smarter.

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Ok, I’ve never been a barista. What do I do? :grimacing:

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Revel in your machismo?

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So, desperation with a side order of cluelessness? Good info, thank you.

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Added ‘change diapers’

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Awww. Do I have to? :confused:

And if you want pink pickled onions but want to pickle a different variety, add a couple pieces of beet to the pickling vat

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Pickled radishes are rather good too.

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