Things "Real Men ®" don't do (Wiki)

Delicious, but they have such a, ah, distinctive odor when you open the jar…

One year I grew big korean radishes. Cut one of them into rounds and pickled it. Each round was the size of a burger patty, and we used them in place of onions. That was a good summer. I have to make some more kkakdugi…maybe next spring.

Ah! But what won’t Real Men do? I’m having trouble contributing, the wiki is reading more and more like my daily to-do list…

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Say Word Reaction GIF by Justin

Colour me intrigued!

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When I first saw that line I read it as “… don’t brake.” On further reflection this may also be true.

Added to the list: “Use their low beam headlights.”

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You reminded me of the common male refusal to ask for directions, but I see it’s already on the list. :ballot_box_with_check:

There’s probably a huge category to be built about things Real Men don’t do while driving (Take the driving mistakes of others lightly?).

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Pull forward into parking spots?

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  • Leave a safe gap for stopping distance
  • Adjust speed based on road conditions
  • Extend a modicum of courtesy to other drivers

The list just goes on and on …

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GIF by Ghostbusters

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Tori Amos did an amazing cover of this song…

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That album came out 22 years ago?

Sad Morgan Freeman GIF by Laff

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Yep… weird, huh…

Im Old Rooster Teeth GIF by Achievement Hunter

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The Realest Men don’t ever let their significant other drive.

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I’m this many years old!

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Oh man, all those albums are so good… :sob:

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Everytime my husband travels he grosses out that most men never wash their hands in public restrooms. Hence #59.

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Real men don’t have Safe Words.

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Only one: “Harder!”.

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Pour beer into anything but their mouth?

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