This actually gets talked about quite a bit in the kink community, or at least the part of it with which I hang out. That’s considered a huge red flag as is the inevitable claim of “I don’t have any limits.” For some reason no one wants to play with those kinds of people.
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Real converstaion:
Me" “Aren’t you gonna wash your hands?”
Him: “My momma taught me not to piss on my hands”
Me: “You had to be taught that?”
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Gay guys have to stay home?
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Surely gay guys are, or can be anyway, the Realest Men of all?
Am I real manning it wrong?
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Absolutely- but if your significant other can’t drive - they’re stuck home.
Or on public transportation; which is definitely not real manny.
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IME, they do, bc that means they (the real men) can drink aplenty, while their partners act as the designated drivers. It’s a bit annoying, but at least they aren’t driving drunk.
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Most real men I’ve met drive better after several drinks. Besides, they aren’t drunk, you’re drunk! /s
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sure, but Real Men™ are the only one named on the title of the vehicle, and as such, are still liable for the DUI. at least in AZ, TX, and - of course - florida-da, y’all’s state may vary.
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Oh I know plenty of Real Men™ who are too real to have the credit for an auto loan, so their S.O. is for sure on the title.
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Wait, what?
Trying to parse out Florida’s concept of “personal responsibility” is making my brain hurt.
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Time to find that jar…
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Meh, I always drive if we’re going somewhere together unless I’m barely conscious having a heart attack then my wife is a race car driver. The count was 5 red lights that got run on the way to the ER.
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But if your wife wanted to drive, would you consent to being a passenger?
My husband does most of the driving when we are together because I don’t like driving. I don’t mind much, but I don’t like it. That’s different than the man who always insists he drive.
Also, I’m glad you survived your emergency!
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My wife pretty much always drives when we go somewhere together. Of course the reasons are that she tends to get car sick, and my car is one year newer than hers but has 3x the miles on it. I dunno, maybe Real Men ®” don’t want to have to clean vomit out of their car / have loved one feel miserable when it could be easily avoided. 
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Just thought of a whole bunch things missing from the list.
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Do yoga (or any workout that isn’t lifting weights/cardio)
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Be a stay at home dad / house husband
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Make less money than his wife
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Meditate
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Clean up after themselves when they miss the toilet (see 55)
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Added a link to the latest pee-while-sitting discussion
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Updated!
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