Things to add to your building lobby's CCTV warning

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Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2015/09/10/things-to-add-to-your-building.html
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"Welcome. Welcome to City 17. You have chosen, or been chosen, to relocate to one of our finest remaining urban centers. I thought so much of City 17 that I elected to establish my administration here, in the Citadel so thoughtfully provided by our benefactors. I’ve been proud to call City 17 my home. And so, whether you are here to stay, or passing through on your way to parts unknown - welcome to City 17. It’s safer here. "

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“If you have nothing to hide you have nothing to fear.”

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“Panopticon provided for your safety.”

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“We’re not like the others. We’re your friends.”

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Mr Logan may walk

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" DON’T PANIC "

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The obvious: “Big Brother is Watching!”

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  1. “…please open them.”
  2. “…and heat-seeking missiles.”
  3. “…and boy, you look great today!”
  4. “…Seeking programming submissions.”
  5. “…Just kidding. Can you imagine?”
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“I know I feel safer”
“The circuits may be closed, but our hearts are open”
“-sincerely, the Sign Painter” (how many years too late am I to make a World of Goo reference?)

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Sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over

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I love signs like this. Yes, the closed-circuit cameras are monitoring the building, but is anybody actually monitoring the feeds?

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SILENCE FOOL! Guards! Sieze him!

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THEY ARE NOT ALL ACCOUNTED FOR, THE LOST SEEING STONES. WE DO NOT KNOW WHO ELSE MAY BE WATCHING

YOU ARE NOT THE DROID WE’RE LOOKING FOR. GO ABOUT YOUR BUSINESS

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ALL THESE WORLDS ARE YOURS EXCEPT EUROPA. ATTEMPT NO LANDING THERE.

PAY NO ATTENTION TO THE MAN BEHIND THE CURTAIN

And why not the error message I keep getting?

BODY IS INVALID; TRY TO BE A LITTLE MORE DESCRIPTIVE

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Ding, ding, ding! Give him a cigar. The only purpose of the sign is to either act a deterrent, or to convince the residence that such a deterrent is in place. And nothing says, “there’s not really a camera, at least not one we care to check the footage on,” like someone defacing the sign on a daily basis.

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“All embarrassing incidents will be uploaded to YouTube.”

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“Private Eyes
They’re watching you watching you watching you watching you.”

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"I am the eye in the sky

Looking at you

I can read your mind"

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There is nothing wrong with your television set. Do not attempt to adjust the picture. We are controlling transmission.

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