Things you do that really piss me off, the notepad


#1

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#2

“Breathe” and “Exist” are funny, but tonally off.

Conspicuously absent: “Vote Republican”

Pad comes with 60 of these, like someone who uses stuff like this would know 60 people.


#3

It’s on there. second column, six down.


#4

My bad…give me a check on my note.


#5

Is “leave passive-aggressive notes” on there?


#6

“Pick your butt” + “Eat off my plate” = I don’t know you anymore


#7

I cant believe I actually read the whole list


#8

Is there a form on the back to document corrective actions?


#9

Obligatory:
Things My Girlfriend and I Have Argued About


#10

Discuss the merits of suicide. I’ve actually dealt with this recently.


#11

…to be discussed at the half-yearly review.


#12

Surprisingly comprehensive list–pretty much got me covered for all my pet peeves, except…
Pick the wrong movie, and fall asleep during movies…but no… talk during movies?


#13

My wife is a Quality Director…
Luckily for me she is one of those people who totally separates her work and non-work personality – otherwise I would be up to my elbows in corrective actions and the reviews would be never ending.


#14

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