This 10-in-1 tool will up your smoking game

This is a MUST for the Modern Smoker.

Whenever I see somebody trying to disguise their LED-free smoking I have a jolly good laugh at their expense.

Then horse-whip the scoundrels out of town!


To nit-pick, this tool is missing one other essential tool for the Modern Smoker - a fire-extinguisher shield; times being what they are, the Modern Smoker is constantly defending their air-rights against extra-judicial pranktivists and their chemical-spewing, respiratory-assaulting extinguishers.

Although if the Modern Smoker can successfully pin-down a pranktivist, any of the knife, pick/poker or scissors - really, any of the attachments other than the clip and LED - will make short shrift of their insolent ways!


This Modern Smoker Review™ brought to you in part by a grant from @anon73629133 Associates.

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