This man facing an attempted murder charge has perfect nickname


#1

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#2

“Ethan A. Prescott” or “Murderer”

I can’t decide, they both have a ring to them.


#3

Oh, come on. No backstory behind the nickname?

#disappointedinboingboing


#4

Would you say you’re … GOD DAMN IT!


#5

“charged a man with attempted murder for shooting another man several times last week”

So … he, uh, had to shoot the guy over a period of days? Or what?


#6

Maybe it’s pronounced “moy-dah”?


#7

reminds of the time corey miller, rapper and brother of master-p, was tried and convicted in the beating and shooting death of a man at a nightclub.

his rap nom-de-plume is “c-murder.”

i believe his attorneys at the time tried to have all mention of ‘c-murder’ barred from being used during the trial but were unsuccessful.


#8

I feel inadequate. My middle name is just Danger.


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#10

Thanks, @Nightflyer! This is going to come in handy!


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#12

I hadn’t planned to stay long. I’m just here for dis appointment, ya see…


#13

Erm, I have to be the one to point this out? It’s not actually a perfect nickname.

Some other possibilities:

  • “Attempter”
  • “Shooter”
  • “Bad Aims McGee”
  • “No Alibi Prescott”

Murder would only be a good nickname if he was successful at it.


#14

fun! just like how people named Dennis are more likely to be dentists and people named Tucker are more likely to be Low Energy™


#15

What I don’t get is why so many mafia heads are named Donald.


#16

I almost I didn’t give you a like for that one, it was that bad.


#17

Pfft. That isn’t metal enough.

Try having a REAL last name of Murderface, not just a sissy nick name.


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