This man facing an attempted murder charge has perfect nickname

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“Ethan A. Prescott” or “Murderer”

I can’t decide, they both have a ring to them.

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Oh, come on. No backstory behind the nickname?

#disappointedinboingboing

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Would you say you’re … GOD DAMN IT!

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“charged a man with attempted murder for shooting another man several times last week”

So … he, uh, had to shoot the guy over a period of days? Or what?

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Maybe it’s pronounced “moy-dah”?

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reminds of the time corey miller, rapper and brother of master-p, was tried and convicted in the beating and shooting death of a man at a nightclub.

his rap nom-de-plume is “c-murder.”

i believe his attorneys at the time tried to have all mention of ‘c-murder’ barred from being used during the trial but were unsuccessful.

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I feel inadequate. My middle name is just Danger.

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Thanks, @Nightflyer! This is going to come in handy!

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I hadn’t planned to stay long. I’m just here for dis appointment, ya see…

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Erm, I have to be the one to point this out? It’s not actually a perfect nickname.

Some other possibilities:

  • “Attempter”
  • “Shooter”
  • “Bad Aims McGee”
  • “No Alibi Prescott”

Murder would only be a good nickname if he was successful at it.

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fun! just like how people named Dennis are more likely to be dentists and people named Tucker are more likely to be Low Energy™

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What I don’t get is why so many mafia heads are named Donald.

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I almost I didn’t give you a like for that one, it was that bad.

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Pfft. That isn’t metal enough.

Try having a REAL last name of Murderface, not just a sissy nick name.

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