This mini fireworks stand has real working explosives


#1

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2018/01/10/this-mini-fireworks-stand-has.html


#2

WOAAHHHH!

The only thing missing is the high-pitched barks of terrified teeny-tiny dogs.


#3

And miniature middle-aged heavily tanned ladies smoking tiny virginia slims right at the counter.


#4

that’s pretty cool… just avoid the TSA goons for a while.


#5

Mr Vaquez, we found powder residue on your laptop. Would you please come with us please?


#6

You don’t got no lady fingers, fuzz buttles, snicker bombs, church burners, finger blasters, gut busters, zippity do das, or crap flappers?

You’re gonna stand there, with your miniature fireworks stand, and tell me you don’t have no whistling bungholes, no spleen splitters, whisker biscuits, honkey lighters, hüsker düs, hüsker don’ts, cherry bombs, nipsy daisers, with or without the scooter stick . . . or one single whistling kitty chaser?


#7

That sounds vaguely familiar . . . reference to something?


#8

joe-dirt


#9

That’s very cool, but I successfully rode out that impulse buy.


#10

This is what I came to the comments section for!


#11

Careful with these! You might…

Ever so slightly burn your fingertips?


#12

Not sure what inspired Mav Vasquez to craft this miniature fireworks stand…

Probably it’s his job. Phantom is a major distributor of fireworks.


#13

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