This stuff is called "I Think It Tastes Like Butter"


#1

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/03/this-stuff-is-called-i-think.html


#2

They need to either italicize or bold the leading “I”.


#3

Or preface it with "Well. . . I don’t care what you think. . . "


#4

Once you go butter, you never go back.


#5

This is still my all-time favorite entry in the genre:


#6

A Family Tradition of Quality - to go along with your Reasonable Facsimile Substitution of Love.


#7

This stuff tastes exactly like butter, you gotta try it


#8


#9

Saw this on Twitter, can’t remember by whom so apologies for lack of attribution:

  1. I can’t believe it’s not butter.
  2. I’m mad it’s not butter.
  3. What can I do to make it butter?
  4. I’m sad it’s not butter.
  5. I accept it’s not butter.

#10

Yeah, I buy that stuff… around here it has a less commercial looking label though.


#11

Pairs well with “I Can’t Believe You Call This Cheese”


#12

I like it when it comes preformed into those little mustaches

:wink:


#13

This has always been and always will be my favorite:


#14

I can’t tell the difference between Wizzo Butter and this dead crab!


#15

#16

It’s brilliant because no matter what you think it tastes like, you can’t claim they are wrong.


#17

Try the all new “I Don’t Know What It Is But It’s Got Some Kind Of Buttery Thing Going On!”


#18

“U Butter Believe It”


#19

“U Butter U Butter U Bet”


#20

“Butter? I Hardly Know Her”