This stuff is called "I Think It Tastes Like Butter"

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/03/this-stuff-is-called-i-think.html

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They need to either italicize or bold the leading “I”.

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Or preface it with "Well. . . I don’t care what you think. . . "

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Once you go butter, you never go back.

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This is still my all-time favorite entry in the genre:

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A Family Tradition of Quality - to go along with your Reasonable Facsimile Substitution of Love.

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This stuff tastes exactly like butter, you gotta try it

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Saw this on Twitter, can’t remember by whom so apologies for lack of attribution:

  1. I can’t believe it’s not butter.
  2. I’m mad it’s not butter.
  3. What can I do to make it butter?
  4. I’m sad it’s not butter.
  5. I accept it’s not butter.
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Yeah, I buy that stuff… around here it has a less commercial looking label though.

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Pairs well with “I Can’t Believe You Call This Cheese”

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I like it when it comes preformed into those little mustaches

:wink:

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This has always been and always will be my favorite:

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I can’t tell the difference between Wizzo Butter and this dead crab!

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It’s brilliant because no matter what you think it tastes like, you can’t claim they are wrong.

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Try the all new “I Don’t Know What It Is But It’s Got Some Kind Of Buttery Thing Going On!”

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“U Butter Believe It”

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“U Butter U Butter U Bet”

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“Butter? I Hardly Know Her”

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