This stuff is called "I Think It Tastes Like Butter"

[frauenfelder]

Originally published at: http://boingboing.net/2017/07/03/this-stuff-is-called-i-think.html

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[MaiqTheLiar]

They need to either italicize or bold the leading “I”.

[generic_name]

Or preface it with "Well. . . I don’t care what you think. . . "

[Papasan]

Once you go butter, you never go back.

[lesmanalim]

This is still my all-time favorite entry in the genre:

[knoxblox]

A Family Tradition of Quality - to go along with your Reasonable Facsimile Substitution of Love.

[One_Brown_Mouse]

This stuff tastes exactly like butter, you gotta try it

[TheGreatParis]

[SheiffFatman]

Saw this on Twitter, can’t remember by whom so apologies for lack of attribution:

1. I can’t believe it’s not butter.
2. I’m mad it’s not butter.
3. What can I do to make it butter?
4. I’m sad it’s not butter.
5. I accept it’s not butter.

[MaiqTheLiar]

Yeah, I buy that stuff… around here it has a less commercial looking label though.

[Sigmund]

Pairs well with “I Can’t Believe You Call This Cheese”

[One_Brown_Mouse]

I like it when it comes preformed into those little mustaches

[Rotaryd7]

This has always been and always will be my favorite:

[Nebulous]

I can’t tell the difference between Wizzo Butter and this dead crab!

[Amstrad]

[stinkinbadgers]

It’s brilliant because no matter what you think it tastes like, you can’t claim they are wrong.

[HappyTrees]

Try the all new “I Don’t Know What It Is But It’s Got Some Kind Of Buttery Thing Going On!”

[vrplumber]

“U Butter Believe It”

[ChuckV]

“U Butter U Butter U Bet”

[zfirphdn]

“Butter? I Hardly Know Her”