This stuff is called "I Think It Tastes Like Butter"


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They need to either italicize or bold the leading “I”.


Or preface it with "Well. . . I don’t care what you think. . . "


Once you go butter, you never go back.


This is still my all-time favorite entry in the genre:


A Family Tradition of Quality - to go along with your Reasonable Facsimile Substitution of Love.


This stuff tastes exactly like butter, you gotta try it



Saw this on Twitter, can’t remember by whom so apologies for lack of attribution:

  1. I can’t believe it’s not butter.
  2. I’m mad it’s not butter.
  3. What can I do to make it butter?
  4. I’m sad it’s not butter.
  5. I accept it’s not butter.


Yeah, I buy that stuff… around here it has a less commercial looking label though.


Pairs well with “I Can’t Believe You Call This Cheese”


I like it when it comes preformed into those little mustaches



This has always been and always will be my favorite:


I can’t tell the difference between Wizzo Butter and this dead crab!



It’s brilliant because no matter what you think it tastes like, you can’t claim they are wrong.


Try the all new “I Don’t Know What It Is But It’s Got Some Kind Of Buttery Thing Going On!”


“U Butter Believe It”


“U Butter U Butter U Bet”


“Butter? I Hardly Know Her”