First spoiler reveals source material. Second spoiler reveals an actual minor spoiler.
I loved the joke in The Mandalorian where the bartender in the cantina had been replaced by a droid.
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Sorry folks, park’s closed.
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That’s quite a bidet!
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Users’ last words.
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Is this the part where Disney ruins the franchise?
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That was The Force Awakens, but of course it had already been in pretty bad shape for a while
I always wanted to know how Dollar General Michael J Fox would react to a Star Wars theme hotel tour given by my hip hop dance instructor
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“Okay, you came, you heard some Karaoke, now GTFO.”
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No say we all.
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If this is the acting quality when they could do multiple takes and brush up on the script between scenes, imagine how awesome the live action performances will be!
I imagine this attraction will decay into a dilapidated and awkwardly themed venue for desultory dinner theater perofrmances featuring a slightly Star Wars-ized production of Bullshot Crummond.
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Gee Willikers! Dad, sell our crypto stash so we can go!
Oh boy, wait til I tell all the kids at school, I stayed in a hotel!
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I mean, its no worse than most Star Wars movies. Not sure what your point is.
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There was an English version of Lapti Nek on the Star Wars 4 CD disc set. I can’t seem to find it online strangely.
Han shot it first?
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And voiced by Mark Hamill even!
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The thing is, Star Wars movies happen mostly in your head.
Do we know that it’s a female of their species – if they even have a mostly-binary distinction?
Haven’t watched the Mandalorian and unlikely to, but thank you for that.
The set looks cheap and generic but the animatronic tall alien host lady is impressive.
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According to Wookiepedia one of them won the Miss Coruscant pageant, so some of them definitely identify as female.
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