This tropical mushroom gives women spontaneous orgasms from sniffing it

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“OK Honey, we’re going to Hawaii for our anniversary. I know you’re going to be satisfied!”

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Dict yo phora, indeed.

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Does it work if they are on a pizza?

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Why isn’t there a farm for this available already? It would definitely make the farmer’s market more interesting.

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Hey, it got you to click!

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Oh man, I would never leave the house.

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Are we sure this is not one of those hoax articles that people submit for a dare?
Who funded the trip to Hawaii, how were the volunteers selected? Is the study cited and reproduced? If it’s true, why the hell aren’t GlaxoSmithKline trying to put this mushroom into their pink viagra pills?

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Were you disappointed to find this was not a BB Store post?

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Or drop jellybeans over the evening’s commuter foot-traffic?

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Source on “allergic to fungi?” That’s like being “allergical to all animals (including invertibrates).” Not especially plausible.

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More like la grande mort.

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My thoughts exactly. Plus you’d think if a reliable, quality study demonstrating the first effective aphrodisiac ever PLUS it being so powerful it produces spontaneous orgasms PLUS it was effective to a degree in 100% of women in the study… Well that’d be huge news, publishable a decent journal, and would have been patented overnight.

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“Orgasm or death?”

“Orgasm, please…”

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Sorry we’re all out of Orgasm…

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Oh sweetie, unproven means that we should have more studies made on the subject… I volunteer to smell it. For science, of course!

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This is totally a Milo Manara comic waiting to be drawn!

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I’m kind of interested to know how women report the smell. I mean, if men always report the smell as disgusting, do women think it is disgusting too, but are too busy having an orgasm?

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If it smells anything like its congeners, I want nothing to do with it. Phallus impudicus looks kind of sexy, but it stinks.


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Have you ever smelled men during sex? Not always fresh as a daisy either, you know? :wink:

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I haven’t, I’ve always assumed we must smell totally awesome!

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