This White House appointee has an extremely creative resume

“It’s fake news that there’s a continent called Antarctica and we’re working on melting its ice and drowning it with rising water levels if does actually exist anyway.”

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You’d think she would fall afoul of a background check, at the very least. Bogus educational accreditation, a previous “job” working for a clearly fraudulent “nonprofit” company… I guess they’re not doing background checks anymore either.

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No photo of YOU tho.

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Background checks don’t matter if the appointers don’t bother to read them. Witness all the people being appointed to federal courts despite being rated “Not Qualified” by the American Bar Association.

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Hey, now you can do it too.!

https://www.yourcover.com/

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You know damn well, Trump looked at her, deemed her attractive and gave her the job. That was the entire process.

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We hope that was the entire process

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Well, she’s not blonde and White, so she doesn’t exactly fit his usual prefered archetype…

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My appearance there was 1982.

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How many actually qualified people are submitting their resume to the Trump White House staff? They probably jumped at an applicant who listed some kind of education and actually typed up the resume on real paper instead of scribbling it with crayon on the back of a cereal box.

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Came here for the Lebowski Achiever GIF. Was not disappointed (unlike the State Dept. in re: this appointee).

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large%20mammals

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Nice to see this get called out.

Obviously angry cheeto sets a bad example, but our “fake it till ya make it” culture seems to produce a lot of people whose main achievements appear to be self-promotion and spin…

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Well, maybe she can help Gorka hock snake oil to fans of Johns Miller and Barron. /s

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Is “fact checking” still a thing in these post-Trump election years? I’m pleasantly surprised.

I’ll be even more surprised if her having lied makes a difference – although the fact she’s not a white man may work against her.

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So are we now shaming people for their creativity? For shame, liberals, for shame.

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She is attractive, and Il Douche doesn’t think the state dept does anything anyway, so why does her resume matter? She only really needs a glamour photo and she’s in.

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I’m pretty sure that anyone working for or with 45 has no fucking shame, so your concern is unfounded.

Also, flat-out lying “creativity.”

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