Originally published at: TikTokker breaks down the Satanic witchcraft of Taylor Swift's ERAS tour | Boing Boing
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People are reading too much tracts…
Christians are being persecuted because Taylor Swift. Right.
I don’t predict this will age well.
They just big mad because Taylor is a liberal and is leading tens of thousands of young people in full throated screams of “FUCK THE PATRIARCHY!”
Well, shit. I might give her songs a second chance.
Does Swift put out vinyl albums? I hope so, because these Xtianist dopes will waste hours listening for Satanic messages once they hear about playing them backwards.
She’s a bit late to the “rock music is satanic” scene, but I hope they welcome her with cookies and milk. Always nice to find another true believer I’m sure.
There are five-string banjo purists out there looking at that pic of her playing a six-string electric “banjo” whilst stroking their beards in displeasure, and explaining in detail how there are sins far worse than worshipping Satan.
I am not one of them though, fuck those self-righteous dickheads.
Prove it.
Circle also sometimes called a “magic circle”. That’s amazing. Who knew geometry was the devil’s tool?
Bermuda says hello from the devil’s triangle!
I did, once she started re-recording all of her music to get back at her shitbag record label who bought the rights to her music. And discovered she’s a damned good songwriter as well as singer.
Yes, she does, like pretty much everyone these days. Possibly cassettes as well.
Not only does she release stuff on vinyl, her most recent album came in four different cover/vinyl color versions (plus a fifth sold only at Target).
You can collect all 4 at $30 a pop to assemble a clock face out of the covers (clockworks sold separately).
Yeah, I don’t understand cassettes in the 21st century. Even purely as a collectible for hipsters.
Now get off my lawn.
Probably can’t. No duck
I miss them, tbh.
I miss just taking a song and copying it on to a mix tape. Yeah, we can do “mix tapes” nowadays, but we call them playlists, they take a second, are often done via algorithm, and don’t require you to listen through when creating.
When you do a mixtape, you have to listen to each song, line things up, there was just a more diy feeling to it. And you had to choose. You had to fit it in the tape constraints.
I dunno. Limitations make things have more meaning sometimes.
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