Time to Statham Punch

I was considering something similar. A mix of multiple strong alcohols (whiskey, moonshine maybe) and either fruit punch or a mix of a few different juices. Lime and something to round it out.

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I’d feel worse if you offered me a Bud Light Lime (or Corona, or Shock Top, or Heineken…)

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I’d gladly take a Heineken over any domestic beer like Bud or Miller. It’s not my preference but it has some taste to it.

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I just want Crank 3…and depending on how that ends Crank 4, ect… I don’t care what he does during or after those.

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When he was doing music videos?



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For every action movie there is an equal and opposite reaction movie.

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OMG! That Erasure video is amazing…

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What you’re basically describing is the recipe for Zombie Punch. In the classic bartending tradition, just modify the ingredients slightly and you’ll have your very own Statham Punch.

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In a similar vein, search for all the Tom Cruise movies where Cruise has to run really fast.

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The URL alone was worth the price of admission.

http://time.to.stathampun.ch/

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Initially misread this as “A guy’s gotta punch his family.”

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I’m sure I remember seeing Statham punching someone’s punch. Instead of blocking it and counter punching, he punched his attacker in the fist. Now that’s punching. I couldn’t find it in the following collection, though I might have flinched a few times while watching.

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Snatch is the only exception? Did he punch anyone in the Italian Job?

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This reminds me of the Time-to-Crate ratings system. Perhaps there’s a metric somewhere between the Bechdel Test and the Time to Punch that could finally make movie ratings 100% objective!

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Don’t forget the rival energy drink; Statham Kick!

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Lock Stock, or Snatch?

He was great in both…

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Hm, i just noticed i omitted the S to movie that plural. I meant guy ritchie movies. He is great in both of those :slight_smile: Lock, Stock is rough around the edges when compared to Snatch but all the performances and story is top notch.

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I bought Crank 2, just because it’s so over-the-top ridiculous.

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Aw hell, why not go all the way and make it from Plant-Shit:

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