To imagine the ocean of the future: picture a writhing mass of unkillable tentacles, forever

[Michael_R_Smith]

On the other hand it will be a boon for tentacle porn.

[renke]

@Stynx

Now I’m shocked with the implications of the article above, no time for joking.

that’s the reason why I post stupid jokes before RTFA

@Stynx

‘eat them!’

I’m working on it, yesterday I had an excellent risotto nero

[anon26470017]

Oh wow, when proper made that can be indeed a very nice tread.

[OtherMichael]

@roomwithaview

I’m curious if you’re messing with the text/direction

W̴̷̠̲ͧͥ͠ḩ͖̞͈̬̗͎̯̘̬́͊ͦ́a̷̴̯̲̱̪͎̼̮̞͐̀͂̋̐̒̉ͅt̘͔͖̼̼̟͍̪̠̽
́ͦ̐҉̭̪͎͉̠͠ͅa̸̤͇̪̫͎̹ͨͣ͗̈̒ͅͅŕ̛̜̱͙͔͇̦ͥ̀͢ȩ̫͎̪͌̓ͥ̾̎̎
̡̥͇͔̠̬̩͑ͨ͆͠y̰̰̙͍̼̰̺̗͆ͬͪ͌̂͜ọ̶̡̘̫̠͈̬̣ͥ̌ͧ̂ͩ̏̚͘ͅu̢̻̦̾͊̉̍̔
̮̜̃ͭͬ̾̿̌͂̾t̴̝̒ͥ͛͗̾͆͛̕ả͕͉͚̙͇̞ͮ̑ͮ̄ļ̝̮͎̭́ͧ͒ͥ̆͑̚͜k̶̨͓̮͖͎͔̘ͭ̈i̮̼̘ͤ̌͒ͬ̏̚n̙̤̓͗̒̆̆g̯͎̬̦̥̮͆́
̸̥̳͕̰̜̠̾̂͝aͤ̍̔҉̶͍̖̣̱̖̣̜b̵̳̘̖͙̬̆̌͌ͣ̀ơ͎͙̮̩̐̉ų̹̻̑ţ̭͋ͭ͛ͭ͌͢

[MrHarley]

[William_Holz]

Another reason to be Aquaman! (Was I the only one who wanted to be him as a kid?)

[Medievalist]

It’s hard to imagine a sea of carnivores with no prey. But I guess it’ll work since they are “unkillable” for some reason?

Huh, maybe they are unkillable…

[subextraordinaire]

Nope. He was my favorite, too.

[anon61221983]

We can eat our way out of this… we have the breading/frying technology!

[codinghorror]

WAIT JUST A GOSH DARN SECOND, I’ve played this game!

Ceph