I Ordered a Hot Dog from Burger King and

Ketchup is for steak.

My hot dogs feature mustard and mayonnaise. Although I’ve also used curry sauce, blue cheese dressing, greek dressing with cucumbers and feta, grape jelly, port-wine cheese spread, and… some other things.

I was going to grill some hot dogs the other night, but I set my grill on fire, instead. I hope it still works. I was able to save the grill pan with the veggies, but they were thoroughly be-sooted. The bacon-wrapped cream-cheese-stuffed jalapeno pepper which might have triggered the conflagration was both saved and delicious.

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