Let me tell you. The only group that really do live up to the stereotype of being non-tippers are the evangelical Christians. I can't pay my bills with bible quotes about loving the poor, you dicks.
This is my purpose in life. Give children gifts that will enrage their parents. But with enough wholesome, educational, plausible deniability to make me seem caring. Favorites are cheap ukuleles and science books full of mischievous experiments.
That's a different sauce! And also delicious on french fries.
Have you tried Pick-a-pepper. Its basically Jamacan A-1 with a bit of spice and a lot of black pepper.
Sounds like wonky Hoagie dressing/spice