It’s been ruff!
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If his Florida Man Reporters can’t make it without breaking up in D.C. weather he might want to get tougher Florida Man Reporter, or get a few tabs from the $120 choccy bar people.
And now, the news from Superbowl Coaches on the situation in Myanmar. [Shuffling, mumbling, buzzwords.]
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I’ve never heard of her either, but that’s just because my dog keeps eating my newspaper.
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Umm. “Spawned in the shallow end of the gene pool,” you say?
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Tuberville might take the crown of America’s Dumbest Senator out of the hands of the hands of Ron Johnson. He’s made an impressive effort so far.
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huh?
Tuberville is from Alabama, not Florida.
unless you mean his “Florida Man Reporter” is from the FL panhandle (AKA Baja Alabama, frankly the FL panhandle can fuck right off and be Alabama), then I don’t get your meaning.
and WTF do the stupidbowl coaches have anything relevant to offer about Myanmar? or am I missing something? really, I don’t get it 
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Flossy’s comments are known for often not being very coherent to the casual reader; to the point that there is an ongoing ‘argument’ whether the user is human or AI.
Regardless to which one is true, it’s one of the things we love about Flossy.
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ooohhhh…
thanks for the link.
intriguing.
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De nada.
All communities have their unique quirks and characters; ours is no different.
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to be sure!
/derail
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Checking the mirror to see if I’m (currently) a quirk or a character.
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That man is doing a hard job, we should respect the exceedingly low expectations he’s making sure he sets up for the next congress-thing from Alabama. They have a proud tradition of making a mockery of intelligence and decency to uphold, someone’s gotta hold on to that "south shall rise again’ mentality!
/s
Alabama- the only place that, when it tries, always makes Florida better by comparison.
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Good dog.
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He’s not toxic, he’s actually this stupid. Dumb as a jar of pickles.
Our motto: “At least we’re not Mississippi.”
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Voters in Alabama mostly know that Tuberville don’t live in Alabama. Also, they are aware that he’s a con man who has never held any political office, before winning a senate seat. And most voters probably also know that he’s never shown any interest in politics, has no relevant experience or education, and his only known policy position is: Trump. Better educated Alabama voters might also note that the few times he has spoken in a political context, he’s made, say, Homer Simpson look like Churchill.
At the same time, I think most, perhaps nearly all Alabama voters think (I’m using that work loosely here) that Tuberville is 100% qualified to be the Jr. Senator from Alabama because they know his record. Every single Alabama voter knows that Tuberville went 7-3 against Bama over his decade at Auburn. What more do you need to know? Half the state respects him for whipping Bama’s ass and half the state worships him for beating Alabama. Both kinds of Alabama voters know that there are few more qualified people in general in the state of Alabama.
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He getting his news via passenger pigeon?
Hell, Nanni could get his message out though enemy territory.
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