True… though one could be thinking ahead. It is also too fucking hot right now for camping, IMO.
If everyone was vaccinated, then they would have lower risk vector too.
What a great time to be alive in 'Merica.
This was one of my first “guilty pleasure” songs as a kid. Even then, I laughed at it, but was stoked when it came on the radio.
Thanks for rebooting my childhood to include swingers in trailer parks /s
…also free penicillin and a hotline phone with a direct connection to the liver transplant waiting list for the exclusive use of residents once they contract hepatitis.
% of population fully vaccinated 36.6%
To each their own. Or to each someone else’s… spouse. (badum crash)
Finally a campground where our flamingos and pineapples will get some action.
The Scarlet Ranch in Denver’s southern suburbs is most certainly the most luxurious swingers club/ squirrel sanctuary in the lower 48.
(For real!) It trends a little older white ‘conservative’ as most of these places tend to, but it’s very nice and very fun, in my experience.
“If the trailer’s rockin’, go ahead and come a knockin’”
They have strip poker???
How does that work if yer already neked!
I know phone company technician that had to respond to a service call at a nudist colony in Florida. Here’s how he described it: “I pulled my van up to the entrance and was met by an attractive young lady in the security booth who directed me where to go. As I entered the compound and pulled around the bend I saw an old guy in his 70s on a ladder fixing his gutter. He was wearing nothing but a baseball cap and a pair of sneakers. At that point I realized that I was wrong to get my hopes up about this service call.”
Swingers resort =/= nudist colony. Different rules, different agenda.
Less volleyball, more indoor activities.
You win the first round of Euphemism Challenge!
Security theatre progresses in Louisiana! (Tiny plastic golfer golf clap.)