Ice Pirates. (Duh.)
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“That’s no moon,” the doctor said. But sweeping his scarf back across his shoulders, looked closer. “Oh, it is indeed a moon. It appears some sort of nuclear-waste accident has sent it hurtling through space. How unusual. No matter. Let’s continue on.”
The United Galaxy Sanitation Patrol Cruiser, in the shadows, continues on its clean-up mission, undeterred.
Sador deploys the Stellar Converter; Tatooine blooms in space. The red-shirted away-team, too confused by the sudden appearance of liabe seeds, never had a chance.
The steel-skinned Gavanas sweep onward.
Bonus points to the person who can identiry all references without recourse to internet.
Super-bonus points for whoever created a new thread and perfects this master mashup.
Super-extra-bonus point if the story stars moi (you know, tall, dashing, debonair – basically McGuyver in Space, plus wife-n-kids, and a generally familiarity with regular expressions).
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popcorn with no butter, plz.
No butter, eh? Is that because the movie theater folks don’t keep their butter in a crock?
Ever tried movie theater popcorn? “That’s no butter.”
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And more often than not, it was popped sometime last week. 
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