Trespasser camping on Disney World's abandoned island thought it was a "tropical paradise"

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@longtimelurker

Local non-inebriated fellow comes in: “There’s an alligator near the drainage ditch outside”.
Me: goes and looks. Finds a 5 footer. Okkkkaayyy. Time to call animal control.

A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)