Trespasser camping on Disney World's abandoned island thought it was a "tropical paradise"

[karl_jones]

@simonize

A friend used to be an animal control officer in Florida. There are special rules for how to dispose of an alligator that has bitten a piece off of somebody because now it contains human remains. (even if the victim survived)

CSI: Reptile Gastrointestinal Tract Unit

When a Florida alligator bites the hand off a Mafia hitman with a different high-value fingerprint spliced onto each of his fingers, the RGT Unit must slither into action.

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