"Londonâs Map Project studio created the bio-plastic Tritensil for notorious tax-dodging luxury department store Fortnum & Mason⌠"
I sort of feel like this narrative is out of place. What does this have to do with a spork? How does it give context to the utensil? I guess i can appreciate a jab at the department store but it just struck me as an odd detail to include (:
Erm⌠how do you hold your food in place while you saw at it with the tiny knife?
Perhaps to foil the eventual âBB is hawking stuff sold at ânotorious tax-dodging corp Xââ comment.
Is the photo of someone cutting into one of the âfacehuggerâ eggs from the Alien franchise?
Like other sporks, it combines a spoonâs bowl, a forkâs tines, and a knifeâs serrated edge in a single utensil head.
Technically that makes it a sporf (plural sporves) or a splayd. A proper spork doesnât have a knife edge.
Well I can see how an improved spork would be newsworthy.
Or possibly, a runcible spoon.
Thank you ever so much for the comment that some of these were made âbackwardsâ for those of us who are left-handed. How about using the word âreversedâ instead?
Because âbackwardsâ correctly implies that left-handed people are mutated aberrations who should be thankful that normal people went to the trouble of making anything specifically for them, particularly a new sporf design.
Iâll admit to feeling grateful when I read above that the manufacturer actually thought of us!
Itâs the 21st century, weâre 10% of the world population, and we still have to deal on a daily basis with things that literally make us more likely to die earlier.
/flips @L_Mariachi the bird left-handed
Just use two! (I recommend the left handed version for your left hand)
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