wait…I’m confused. i thought i was just making a joke that his advisor had the same name as a notorious former contestant of his doofy reality show…I guess I am seriously underinformed…
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“Look at my African American! Look at him! Or her. I forget. The important thing is I have one, right?”
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Because you figured it just couldn’t be that Omarosa, because that would be bananas, right?
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I will bow before The Donnald…
but I will turn around first.
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How many African-Americans do you think he’s actually on speaking terms with?
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Bow down…
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Fun fact; she and I went to the same university, at the same time.
She’s always been a nasty twit, full of delusions of grandeur.
‘Oh shit’ is right.
There’s a list of people that “Black People Dont Fuck With No More” and her name is right near the very top, what with her exemplification of the Sapphire stereotype.
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The problem I have with this picture is that Terence Stamp and Sarah Douglas could actually act and stay on script.
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He already knows everything but he still has advisors. The best advisors.
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If you include Randal Pinkett, that makes at least two.
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So you would say that The Apprentice wasn’t taking many liberties with her portrayal?
I dunno, I wouldn’t hire her to advise a hot dog stand, let alone something of greater importance.
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I didn’t watch it, nor any other versions of that show.
However, I did catch snippets of her on the Surreal Life, and from what I saw, the editors didn’t need to do much.
She’s genuinely vindictive, manipulative, rude, ridiculously self-absorbed and just a straight up dick.
I’ll even go so far as to say that Michael Clark Duncan probably dodged a proverbial bullet when he died before they could get married.
Yes, that’s mean; and no, I don’t care.
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I will pull my pants down, then turn around and bow!
(you beat me to it, so I had to come up with something)
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Even better:
I know, that’s bad, and I should feel bad. I’ll see myself out.
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No, no, don’t leave. That image has a certain je ne sais quoi about it.
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If clutching my stomach and doubling over puking counts as a bow, then yes, I probably will.
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That is a rather generous description of a headbutt!
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No, no. It’s fine. Relax.
You have just underestimated the extent to which reality is warping next to the Trump field.
Seriously, a sperm whale and a bowl of Petunias just spontaneously came into existence far above the planet’s surface.
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