Something something White Tree of Gondor something Stewards something
Oh, to hell with it.
Would ⊥rump please just do as Denethor did, right there at the end?
If this one dies, send a friendship kudzu.
Really no one can troll like the French.
We know giving you living things is really annoying and inconvenient because you have to quarantine them. Then you have to look after them - for centuries in the case of a tree.
How relieved you must have been when this one sadly died.
Have another one.