Trump and Putin to talk of ending sanctions, 'whole [Russia] thing turned out to be a hoax.”

Originally published at: https://boingboing.net/2020/03/30/trump-and-putin-to-talk-of-end.html

During a call-in to ‘Fox & Friends’ that lasted an hour, Trump says next call is with Putin.

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tenor

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Motto appropriated:

“Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these grifters from the swift completion of their appointed rounds.”

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Hey, the marks don’t scam themselves, you know. Well, in a way they do. But you know what I mean.

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'whole [Russia] thing turned out to be a hoax.”

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Is this a hoax like the coronavirus, or is this a hoax like global warming or is this a hoax like Obama’s birth certificate?

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Or the hoax like invading a sovereign nation and stealing a massive chunk of it while the world looks the other way. Oh, and downing a civilian aircraft. All a hoax.

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“They do it and we do it,” Trump said. “Hey, every country does it.”

“They lie to their own people too, all the time! Just like we do!”

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Timing is everything.

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Like a good manager, Vlad schedules frequent check-ins with his remote employees.

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Tymothy Snider (professor at Yale) has an excellent series of short talks re Russia and America ( https://youtu.be/Ej_D0YkDjy8 ) and an excellent book also regarding Russia (The Road To Unfreedom…), which are very pertinent to now.

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And it’s confirmed: Vladimir Putin has taken control of the United States without firing a shot.

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Yeah, Russia “thing” is a hoax just like that corona virus thing. What a maroon.

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“The whole [Russia] thing turned out to be a hoax, which is why we’re ending sanctions,” makes about as much sense as, “The rumor that Mary and I were having an affair turned out to be a hoax, which is why we’ve moving in together.”

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It’s interesting AF how the Don is cool with Putin’s efforts to crash the oil market and causing harm and unemployment through the domestic oil industries.
This acquiescence to Putin’s gross misjudgment and it’s harm to Americans doesn’t prove the Russian thing was a hoax but rather, it wasn’t. Here’s your quid pro quo for help during the 2016 and the 2020 reelection.

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So he is saying Russia did not take over Crimea?

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“The whole [Russia] thing turned out to be a hoax,” Trump said.

No, Donnie, it did’t turn out to be a fake.
But you have to insist that it was, because if the truth is acknowledged, then your presidency is not legitimate (aka “fake”).

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Nobody knows. People are saying all kinds of stuff and we’re looking into it.

Have you even seen Crimea?

THAT’S A NASTY QUESTION!

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Totally. Exonerated.

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Lifting sanctions is a real threat, probably the last thing Putin needs now.