Snowflake-in-Chief is just angry he still has less followers than Obama. https://www.washingtonpost.com/politics/2019/04/23/trump-is-mad-about-size-his-crowd-twitter/?utm_term=.f49d4e1b47a1
He’s pretty dreamy for an amoral sociopath.
Wait, who, Jack or Donny?
I realise that this is far less likely than, “a truck”, or “a bolt of lightning”, or “a low flying Dodo”; but lets try to remain positive, eh?
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Do you mean to say that a nazi-adjacent wannabe who finds himself for some reason in charge of a large part of our public discourse getting hit by a truck is not positive? I mean it could get more positive if that truck rolled into twitter HQ and exploded the whole place, but i’ll take what seems more likely…
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Yeah, but if he gets killed, control of his evil empire simply goes to the next alpha-hole in line; and they just continue to plough their usual furrow of toxicity. If Dorsey had a “Road to Damascus” moment, he could actually set about making some positive changes.
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Or, to quote the late George Carlin “… with a stolen dick!”
I suspect the only thing on President Biff’s mind is why he isn’t getting a cut of all those profits Twitter is earning from his tweets. Of course there are profits! No one can fool President Biff! He’s the most followed guy on Twitter! Every tweet of his is extra newsworthy! If it wasn’t for President Biff, Twitter would no longer be relevant! Now go get President Biff another Diet Coke!
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So… I guess my point about kakistocratic bootstrapping didn’t land?
And yet, you all use Twitter.
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Not I, sir.
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It doesn’t seem likely that Trump will understand anything Dorsey says, or remember it later, or even remember anything he said himself, much less live up to it. What’s in it for Dorsey to do this?
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I’d like to say I deleted Facebook before it was cool, too, but the truth is I never used Facebook because I wasn’t cool enough.
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No Tweets from Donnie yet?
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Your post had no mention of ‘kakistocratic bootstrapping’. It was about how foolish it was, in your opinion, for both the news media and the populace of the BBS to be even talking about the US President meeting with the head of the social media service he uses as his primary information channel, and I’m very much disagreeing with that.
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tRumph on twitter about the same as meeting CEO of twitter -
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started using twitter to follow the beat writers of my baseball team. then as the presidential election season started, followed reporters on that front. as time went on, read and followed more and more. started feeling angry all the time. read twitter after dinner every night for hours. my wife is like – i am worried about you. she was right. dumped twitter. never regretted it. people, twitter has nothing for you but anxiety.
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Bitcoin – that’s money that flows through the tubes of the Interweb straight into the wallet of Donald Trump and the Trump Organization, isn’t it? Untraceable, so it’s good for paying off porn stars er reimbursing lawyers who pay off porn stars er bribes er MAKING AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!
MAGA: Trump for Prison 2020 (or sooner)
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