Originally published at: Trump badly confused by Tic Tac packaging, blames Biden - Boing Boing
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First Tucker tries to start some shit with M&Ms, now Trump is going after Tic Tacs. It’s only a matter of time before the GOP declares war on Pez because they haven’t made a candy dispenser in Trump’s image yet.
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“We will rapidly reduce consumer prices”? I thought they were supposed to be all-in for capitalism and big business. Forcing businesses to reduce their prices seems like something you’d see in evil socialist European countries, not in the US.
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Am I having a siezure, or does the background just to the right of his arm say “NO TAX ON SPIT?” There’s a tax on spit? Beech-Nut will go, well, nuts.
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Waiting for him to pull out the Werther’s Hard Candies. Classic Boomer move.
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Also, I heard that Tic-Tac Minis were made to serve the Small Hands market.
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then he held up a totino’s pizza roll. a single one. and said, “this is a pizza now, biden did it.”
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Narrator: Then he ate that single Totino’s pizza roll with a fork and knife, much to the chagrin of New Yorkers everywhere.
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Re the headline: Wouldn’t “rapidly reducing consumer prices” be actually really bad for the economy?
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central party economic planning is very on trend for the “free market” party these days. 
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Companies are raking in record profits.
Do they know Trump is coming after their profit margin?
(Or maybe they just know Trump is making his typical empty promises.)
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It’s a deep state conspiracy!
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Happy birthday dawling!!!
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Can’t decide if hearing this in my head in Morgan Freeman’s or Ron Howard’s voice is better.
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A “MAGA burger” at the Trump Grill is $27. Seems weird that a guy who is famously happy with a Big Mac ($5.29) can’t use his business magic to charge less.
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Funny you should say that - this appears to be the only actual candy dispensing product with Trump’s face on it…
Well, given that all of the planned economic policies that Trump has actually revealed will increase consumer prices, this is another “Trump promise.”
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“I come with candy treats?” That sounds more like a JIZ dispenser to me…
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Uhhh. Every time I think he’s taken it as weird as it can get, he surprises me.
I feel like Trump has just ripped off Gallagher and Carrot Top style prop gags. It was a bit goofy of a comedy routine even in the 90’s and it hasn’t aged well at all. The worst part, is at least comedians are trying to be funny. Fascists make jokes that they themselves don’t even fucking understand.
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