Trump says U.S. grocery stores are out of bread

Originally published at: Trump says U.S. grocery stores are out of bread | Boing Boing

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I was at walmart between 9 to 10 am this morning. I bought bagels from a filled up bread aisle.

He needs to shut the fuck up at least for his own sake.

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Obligs:

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Why can’t I imagine seeing this guy at Home Depot?

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I’m putting the odds that Trump has ever been inside a grocery store somewhere between slim and none. If he’s worried about the global wheat supply (narrator: he isn’t), he should tell his good friend Vlad to get the fuck out of Ukraine. But the odds he knows that wheat is involved in bread production are even slimmer than odds of his having been in a grocery store, so probably (definitely) we should just ignore the word-sounding noises coming from his pie hole.

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the supply chain broke while trump was in charge. so he is the last person we should put in charge to fix it.

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He does tend to confuse the U.S. with Russia a lot…

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And how many times has he run out of bread?
Do bankruptcies count?

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Except horizontal on a shelf in the garden section, between steer manure and chicken manure.

Though we all know this sack of shit isn’t organic…

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The only time in my life that I ever saw numerous empty shelves in grocery stores was during the Trump administration.

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I thought everyone new how to make sourdough bread by now.

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The standard Repugnant Party tactic is to blame the previous Democratic administration for all of their Dear Leader’s woes. Turnabout is fair; Biden can legitimately blame all of our current problems on Dolt 45 and his goosestepping minions.

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Ehh, out here in the red state boondocks, our bread shelves aren’t as filled up as we’d prefer, honestly. Our preference is for the store brand’s 100% whole wheat bread, and that one’s apparently popular, so we sometimes have to scrabble to find it.

But if we couldn’t find it all, we could get the more expensive name brand’s whole wheat bread. Or any of numerous brands that carry various kinds of wheat or white bread.

Not saying Trump is right, because he’s not and he’s a fucking liar and traitor 24/7. But the various worldwide shipping issues are still ongoing in weird, unexpected ways.

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he wants us all living in his own private idaho.

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Kenan Thompson Snl GIF by Saturday Night Live

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“You go to buy something at Tiffany…”

Ugh, tell me about it. Just the other day I was trying to buy a $15,000 tennis bracelet for Mrs Peas to make up for that time I diverted $130,000 in hush money to silence the porn star I was banging and they only had, like six options! She doesn’t even like rubies!

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bread we got plenty in the islands of the way, way south FL.
cat food, not so much and my stupid cat won’t eat fish!

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Let them eat covfefe.

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