I guess we should be relieved the Trumpists didn’t decide to organize an air show.
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@mclemens
Are we sure that this isn’t a deep fake of a deep lake produced by the deep state?
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Skoodinfrewdy.
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Indeed. Scootinfruity, I has it.
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There are so many shitheads with boats. Boats aren’t cheap; they are a status symbol, evidenced by the fact that “yacht” is a status, and not a type of boat…
Housing a boat at a marina imbues you with premium access to that marina. You frequently see boat owners holding parties, picnics, etc. at marinas–which the plebs can’t wander into because they don’t have the gate codes.
Don’t get me wrong. I want a boat. I can afford a boat. I don’t want to be one of those, “Boat Assholes”, of which there are many.
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They were just using their liberty to sink! And if they get rescued, that would probably be by the coast guard, which would be the STATE. Getting help from the state = COMMUNISM!!!
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The first tweet (now deleted, hence the screenshot) is not parody. Genuine Trumpist.
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because we live in North Korea now and everything sucks
Damn, Xeni, a little harsh, doncha think? North Korea’s not that bad…
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They only lost four boats. The Confederate Navy at its finest!
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That, and the Bernoulli and Casimir effects: Lots of boats close together + wind + waves = Boom
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In the words of Battery Sergeant-Major Williams:
Oh dear. How sad. Never mind.
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You win today’s internet. We can all go home until tomorrow, now.
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boat: acronym: Break Out Another Thousand
Also
boat: a hole in the water into which the owner is continually obliged to throw large sums of money.
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This is a metaphor for something…
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The Trumpsters with the big boats didn’t give a shit about those with the smaller ones and didn’t feel the need to follow basic seamanship and laws about their wakes. It’s a metaphor.
A rising wake doesn’t lift all boats.
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