Campaign staff: The reset isn’t working!
Campaign manager: Well, hit it again!!
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SAN roll please, everyone.
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Currently polling in fourth place among black voters.
FOURTH.
I didn’t even know that was possible for a major-party candidate. No wonder he feels the need to point out every black guy who shows up at one of his rallies. It’s like spotting a goddamn Sasquatch.
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As it happens, I am very much in favor of titties.
Should I be a Trump man?
I think I’ve figured out his angle…
- He’s compiling history’s most epic blooper reel.
Think of those prank phone call tapes from the 80s, but live in front of millions.
But since we’re all present for the taping, who’s gonna buy this thing?
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