Trump charged with 37 federal crimes

Did they really state that completely unhedged? It was obvious that they had no way of really, truly knowing and that seems like the kind of thing lawyers encounter all the time.

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There’s a reason they say MAGA means Making Attorneys Get Attorneys. If there’s evidence they knew Trump was lying, I’d think they might be? But how can anyone not realize TFG is almost always lying?

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Anyone who donates money to a man that owns a private jet is the definition of “sucker.” Or “moron.”

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To the pipe bomber I say:

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the one good point of that photo is they managed to get his hand close enough to the camera so it doesn’t look so terribly tiny. :thinking:

speaking of witch hunts, maybe they should have gone with this pose instead:

Snow White And The Seven Dwarfs Queen GIF

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It works for televangelists, so Trump could see that it would work for him too.

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I think it’s supposed to make him look like William Wallace (the antisemitic Gibson version) got into a transporter accident with Captain America (the imagined conservative version who didn’t punch Nazis).

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… and I hear a new gap in the market recently opened up.

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What the heck is a “body man”?

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He’s going to go to the best prison. Bigly.

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Hopefully something sticks

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Most of the counts are individual classified documents so yes, they’ll stick.

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He should have taken a plea deal.

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Please don’t make me explain the obvious joke…

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body-men

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If you ever watched West Wing, that was Charlie, Dule Hill’s character. Or Gary Walsh (Tony Hale) on Veep. A key personal aide.

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Oh my gosh Fox News has one of the hosts of The Five defending Jack Smith, calling him an honorable man doing what Trump forced him to do.

While Jason Chaffetz wants to know why Hunter isn’t being investigated for sharing classified documents that his dad gave him.

He brought up Hillary and the other Fox News host rolled her eyes and said that was investigated and she did nothing wrong.

A new guest just said Trump is in trouble.

It’s really weird what’s going on over there.

No wait, they just shifted to the Biden bribery scheme.

Never mind.

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IDK, kind of fitting that #37 was Nixon. :wink:

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I’m still hoping Brendan Hunt does Jack Smith on SNL.

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