Trump commands anyone who is not a "Christian conservative" to identify themselves

I recommend to you this Canadian classic:

Stop that snickering. It’s full of helpful advice for immigrants to Canada.

Excerpts:
All was new, strange, and distasteful to us; we shrank from the rude, coarse familiarity of the uneducated people among whom we were thrown; and they in return viewed us as innovators, who wished to curtail their independence by expecting from them the kindly civilities and gentle courtesies of a more refined community…

The utter want of that common courtesy with which a well-brought-up European addresses the poorest of his brethren, is severely felt at first by settlers in Canada. At the period of which I am now speaking, the titles of “sir” or “madam” were very rarely applied by inferiors. They entered your house without knocking; and while boasting of their freedom, violated one of its dearest laws, which considers even the cottage of the poorest labourer his castle, and his privacy sacred…

They are naturally a fine people, and possess capabilities and talents, which when improved by cultivation will render them second to no people in the world; and that period is not far distant. Idiots and mad people are so seldom met with among natives of the colony, that not one of this description of unfortunates has ever come under my own immediate observation…

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I think you misunderstand the purpose of these interviews, Mr. Trump.

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How about counting the number of times I visited Canada? Or the number of places? Does that count?

*Vancouver (x8)
*Whistler (x5)
*Victoria
*Pemberton
*Edmonton
*Calgary
*Ottawa
*TO
*Montreal
*Quebec (x2)

Also, planning another trip to Vancouver and Edmonton during Christmas/New Year’s break.

FYI: Yellowknife, Winnipeg and Halifax are on my short list for future trips as well as eastern BC/Western AB.

And does it count that I visited Ottawa before I visited D.C.?

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I count 19 trips to Canada, plus 3 to Québec. Not bad.

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Well, the Whistler trips were separate from Vancouver…skiing, and Pemberton should really be with Whistler. Victoria, Quebec (both summer and winter), Montreal and Toronto was with a friend. However, the other eleven trips were with my husband while he was working, so it’s kind of a cheat? But I don’t care. I love Canada.

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Now I’m starting to feel used.

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I see what you did there.

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Damn. I read right over the “3 to Québec” part.

They were actually pretty nice and there were no discussions about Québécois separation.:wink: (We stayed at B&B on Île d’Orléans-just outside of Sainte-Pétronille-which was owned by a university professor and his wife.)

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As Canadian as possible under the circumstances.

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Bingo! We have a winner!
The phrase comes from a 1972 CBC Radio contest to find a national simile. The winner (and this is absolutely true), submitted by 17-year-old Heather Scott, was

As Canadian as possible under the circumstances.

@nemomen, your application for permanent residency is in the mail.

To @monkeyoh, @IronEdithKidd, @SteampunkBanana, and all others who expressed an interest, when you have fully incorporated this concept into your view of the world and yourself, you are prepared to become Canadian.

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I lived in Halifax, NS for a couple years. Canada’s the best, I’d happily move back, though my kids are starting college, so alas, I’m stuck in the US for a little while longer.

One day I shall return to my spiritual homeland to the North where butter tarts are easy to find, “South of the Border” means the US, milk is correctly packaged in bags, and Glenn Gould is rightly cherished as a national icon.

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Sounds ideal, except the average temperatures year round are not nearly warm enough for my personal needs.

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I’d rather be cold than hot, and I like winter clothes. You get a few good pairs of thermals and some nice LL Bean things and it’s not hard to manage (also Halifax has a Caribbean current that dumped into the harbor moderating things, so it was typically warmer than Boston).

The only part that I disliked was when the snow would melt then freeze again before I could get to it so I had to use a breaker bar to clear ice off the sidewalk. That and the freezing rain. And when the car got covered in thick ice. But you learn to adapt. I’d prefer it Austin when it hits 105 F (40.5 C) and it’s humid out and you drip sweat while you burn your hands on the car door handles and the steering wheel is painful to grip.

Plus, the birding in Canada is sublime. So many warblers. And there’s snowy owls, and great grey owls, and bald eagles, and other amazing wildlife.

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I’d rather be hot than cold.

I lived in the Caribbean once, and I often miss the weather there.

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Oh, there are some amazing birding sites in the Caribbean too, though I think I’d rather just visit than live there. Too far from my spiritual homeland.

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Different strokes for different folks.

Got a thing for birding, do ya?

:wink:

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Pfft. One boat trip on the Detroit River can provide near infinite visits to Windsor.

I’ve been on many Detroit River boat trips. Rinse and repeat for St. Clair River and Sarnia.

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Keeps the riff-raff out!

Oh wait, that means you, too. Hmmmm. Oh I know…the answer to everything from now on, anyway: climate change!

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Makes mental note.

Some day I am going to stand on a Halifax pier with all my limbs intact, just for the halibut.

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Have you seen his photos? :relaxed:

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