Or they’ll release him on a $250K bond, for some damned reason. At least that’s what I’m hearing from relatives; I haven’t seen the source yet.
(edit) “His passport is not up to date”… Okay. That should keep him in place.
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Ahh -you beat me to it!!
You just need a red “X” over the faces like they have in crime shows. Except of course they are not dead - but jailed.
Aw, thats not fair to good old Zippy.
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So, prison bars instead of red "X"s.
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Well this is nice news to wake up to today.
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if you can put them in little prison jumpers (vertical stripes kind) behind prison bars - the world will thank you.
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Just did.
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I´m suprised to say it, but I´m waiting for the orange bastards tweet storm as soon as his first shock and terror have set. I´ll bet that he is shitting himself with fear right now. They are getting closer and they are not stopping.
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I think The Onion is being entirely too charitable here… I’m not sure Junior would even know how to install Firefox in the first place.
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I hear the Moon is the hot new destination for plants. I don’t see why Roger Stone needs oxygen. Surely he can just take out a bridge loan from his adrenal glands.
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You’re all so deluded.
Obviously Hildog, as confirmed by Q, was about to use her deepstate army, funded by Soros, to apprehend Stone. Her plan? To kill him and replace him with a subservient robot, designed by the globalist cuck lizard people living under DIA, then she was one step closer to her final move of abducting Trump and taking over the global government. Q confirmed all of this sheeple!
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No, you don’t. You think you do, but you really don’t.
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Keeping it on-brand.
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What a fucking moron…
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No I really do.
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